Saturday, November 26, 2011

In New York...

...so far I've seen:
-Some guy singing coming up the subway steps (I think it was a show tune)
-Two people on the subway speaking Russian (:D)
-Dog poop: EVERYWHERE
-Pigeons: EVERYWHERE
-Douchebag beards: Way more popular than they should be
-Some guy pirouetting in the middle of the street and no one staring
-Some lady talking about her colonoscopy in front if the Met
-THE EPICNESS THAT IS THE MET
-Someone in the Met throwing their map into the fountain instead of a coin
-Lots of people standing in groups yelling at each other.

b.t.w. Douchebag beard=the thing freshmen college guys grow to convince girls that they are sexy and mature (and sometimes spiritual and troubled). Usually fails. Not to be confused with Douchebag Sideburns (What Justin has) and Douchebag Ginger (James).

8 comments:

  1. I AGREE THAT JUSTIN HAS A DOUCHE BAG BEARD!!!!!!! AHAHAHH!

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  2. no, he has douchebag sideburns. he'll grow a douchebag beard once he realizes the sideburns aren't gonna get him a girlfriend.

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  3. (the beard probably won't either.)

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  4. lolzzzzz "Not to be confused with Douchebag Sideburns (What Justin has) and Douchebag Ginger (James)." niiiice lolzzzzzz thats really funnyzzzzzz the three are quite easily confuzzledzzzzz, i must sayzzzzz....

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  5. they all have douchebag in them, how could people not get them confused
    (that gay joke was not unintentional)

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